Son of a Biscuit

"You son of a biscuit!" That's me being clean.
I call others a "son of a biscuit" 
when I'm in the prescence of children especially,
when I really want to say, "You SOB!"
I get some pretty weird looks from they I "curse out," 
in front of children regularly,
but this approach can backfire as I discovered unfortunately, 
soon you'll have a squadron of children calling everyone,
a "son of a biscuit" eventually.
Kids seem to think my "son of a biscuit" is very funny.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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