Sock It To Me

Sock It To Me The Great Dane was groaning and feeling quite ill Trying to throw up against his own will So of to the vet we took the poor dog X-Rays soon showed that he had quite a clog The vet said we’d better see just what it was Cause that’s what a good veterinarian does So they put the dog under and opened him up Guess what they found in this poor little pup Like a magician pulling scarves out of his sleeve Came sock after sock – 43 I believe It seems that this dog had an unhealthy habit When he saw a sock he just had to grab it And swallow it down before we were aware And that’s why I could never find a whole pair Now when I undress, nothing stays on the floor And my socks are in pairs rolled up safe in my drawer