So there goes my Christmas

This is a cheeky cover of John's festive suggestive...


So there goes my Christmas

What has Bazball done

Our Ashes tour over

Before it has begun


So a very merry Christmas 

And a happy new year

At least Rooty got a ton

A Beauty for all to cheer


So there goes my Christmas

Test sh*tfest in the sun 

The hosts in the clover

Us out gunned and out spun 


So there goes my Christmas

Bazbull we will now shun

Silly supernova over

The nonsense now done


So a very merry Christmas 

And a happy new year

Our boys did bend over

Were shaft*d up their re*r


So there goes my Christmas

Repeat defeat does still stun

Return to white cliffs of Dover

With the urn.. pull the other one


So there goes my Christmas

Brendon hope you had fun

The Ashes are over

Before they had begun


Bazball’s over…Bazball's over 

The end ain't near tis already here

Bazball's over…Bazball's over now..
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