Snoggersmacked By An Elf

he was the oddest surveyor elf I had ever met seemed weirdly familiar, strange too, and yet…. I was drawn to his ways, and watched him with pride. As he measured and wrote down stuff he did hide. what do you think? I asked him. Are they on my property? That is for the computer to decide. We shall see, we shall see. I could not wait for him to return, he was a funny little guy. He mailed me the results, which nearly made me cry. I had been drawn to him, and wanted to see him again and again. What was it about him? asked my mother, father and twin. Not sure, but I had been snoggersmacked by the likes of this elf. I felt sad I would never see him again, confused by myself.