Smugded Face paint and a bruised ego

The Merger of Clowns where the two are out performed by amatuers Sorrow the pains of birdseeds that were thrown at the frowning two cursing and swearing they ruined the moods of many in attendance there boozey breathe also noticed by there challengers in song the lose it dance they have been defeated the balloons were pitiful and there costumes were somethey had worn the night before they bottles of wine were gallon sized and they needed a shave which they used in there act Chinkey The Clown is far from Bozo he is a winery's best freind he can really entertain when sober but stories of past lovers ruin his thought pattern I heard he once bought 20 pounds of beef he was to give it to the "Members of the Unloved" at the Down the Colony Clown College but a pack of dogs chased him down and took the meat or so he say's we found the 2 gallons of wine to have been traded for the same meat he had promised to donate. These are my fortay comedy, slapstick, mime, and character work. I feel insulted when one speaks of the beef. It's a damn shame dogs like the stuff. He was quoted saying while stashing two gallons of wine beneath the bleachers there he'd drink durning the On-show clown performance Hor.