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Smelly Old Man

smelly old man - -
passers by sniff
and check their shoes

my ears hurt 
and crystal shatters - -
she calms down

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Poet Destroyer A

December 7, 2011 at 12:05 AM

Jack, if it's old men...lol.. they need to check their fishing gear... ha ha! a good one.. enjoyed both,..p.d.

Debbie Guzzi

November 28, 2011 at 3:21 PM

really like that second one what a great juxtaposition! the 1st one stunk? LOL Light & Love

Carol Sunshine Brown

November 28, 2011 at 10:44 AM

Congratulations on your win in Charles' "Short Short Haiku" contest Jack. Love, Carol

Joseph Osita

November 26, 2011 at 3:34 PM

Many congrats on your second place win in the contest. Have a nice day

David Williams

November 26, 2011 at 12:02 PM

jack congrats on your super win..David

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

November 26, 2011 at 11:08 AM

Oh shucks, can't help but feel for the smelly old man, Jack (have to admit when I read your title, it made me smile) and ouchy!! I hope nobody got hurt with those glass fragments ;) but oh, what a release to just throw that crystal!! Super congrats on your win, Jack & thanks for passing by my poems :)

Kash Poet

November 26, 2011 at 7:58 AM

Very witty haiku here Jack!Congrats on your big win.My last Avatar was an actress from India.

Margaret Foster

November 26, 2011 at 1:16 AM

Congratulations Jack. very strong scents and sounds. :) good job...Margaret

Andrea Dietrich

November 25, 2011 at 11:38 PM

hahaha. These are quite funny for haiku. You are just great, Jack. Congrats on your win.

Kim Merryman

November 25, 2011 at 8:12 PM

Congrats on your 2nd place win, Jack. Great haiku. Kim

Connie Marcum Wong

November 25, 2011 at 4:36 PM

A wonderful win for you, congrats and I especially loved the second one.

Olusegun Arowolo

November 25, 2011 at 3:15 PM

Well done, Jack.Congratulations on your well deserved win..

Black Eyed Susan

November 17, 2011 at 10:27 AM

the first one is funny. i don't get the 2nd one and how it relates to the 1st. what am i missing? - feeling stupid on the east coast

November 16, 2011 at 5:20 PM

Enjoyed your haiku's Jack, I thought both were funny and your comments on AC/DC " Back in Black " is still my fave to listen to. Love Alexa

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

November 16, 2011 at 7:45 AM

more awesome words Jack.. great imagery on the shoes luv.. nice mental picture too.. phew.. good luck in contest.. sorry I think I lost your yahoo mail.. could u re send again.. my right hand is in a cast from finger surgery last week so hard to type.. Ron is helping me some..luv..oh..

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

November 15, 2011 at 6:23 AM

Clear imagery in few words...haiku for sure, Jack! (...right Debbie?) (And thank you for being a community builder and for unselfishly sharing your time to read and encourage poetry on this site. My life took a swift new direction about 8 months ago, and I have not been able to reciprocate. My thanks go to every community builder who enjoys poetry and encourages other poets, like I once tried to do. I love you…all! Lovingly, Dane Ann)

Elizabeth Wesley

November 14, 2011 at 8:53 PM

Are these haiku Jack, if so both are great, I especially love the first one asit tickles my nose. If for a contest I hope you do well! :)

Carolyn Devonshire

November 14, 2011 at 12:55 PM

What a difference between the two haiku, Jack. You had me laughing with the first one. The second seemed like a breakup was at hand until she "calmed down." Very creative entry for Charles' latest haiku contest. Wishing you success! Love, Carolyn

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