Smart Horse, Stupid Girl

One weekend I decided to do some camping Along with good friends and go horseback riding. Cooking away on the open pit not my thing, I must admit. So I decided to have a ride In the middle of the night Upon my beautiful horse Tanked full of beer- fearing no recourse. Into the woods we sped Not able to see, and quite tipsy I thought it a blast Till I hit that tree on the ground I went almost broke a knee. Miles away from camp, Thank the Lord my horse stayed with me. Together, following her track I limped back. One thing I must make clear, Never ride a horse drinking beer! Honorable Mention in the " Light is On, but Nobody Is Home" contest by Paula Swanson A. Green