Small But Powerful
Dad thinks I only farted
But I know I just sharted
He doesn't know what he's in for
When he goes to change my drawers
He laughed thinking it was just gas
And this foul air will quickly pass
But there will soon be no doubt
When he opens my diaper and his eyes pop out
"How can anything so foul come from my little daughter"!?
He says as his eyes start to water
You cant change a diaper with one hand everyone knows
Try doing that while holding your nose
Dad looks like he is about to faint
But he has no ground for a complaint
For it's my turn to say "I got ya"
Because they force fed me those nasty veggies and formula
I'm small but pack a powerful punch
So be careful what you feed a wee one for lunch
Or you'll be the one to say today
"I cant believe what came out of this baby"!
Baby Face Whats You Thinkin Poetry Contest
Photo D: Surprised Baby
sponsored by: James Edward Lee Jr
12/17/18
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