Small But Powerful

Dad thinks I only farted But I know I just sharted He doesn't know what he's in for When he goes to change my drawers He laughed thinking it was just gas And this foul air will quickly pass But there will soon be no doubt When he opens my diaper and his eyes pop out "How can anything so foul come from my little daughter"!? He says as his eyes start to water You cant change a diaper with one hand everyone knows Try doing that while holding your nose Dad looks like he is about to faint But he has no ground for a complaint For it's my turn to say "I got ya" Because they force fed me those nasty veggies and formula I'm small but pack a powerful punch So be careful what you feed a wee one for lunch Or you'll be the one to say today "I cant believe what came out of this baby"! Baby Face Whats You Thinkin Poetry Contest Photo D: Surprised Baby sponsored by: James Edward Lee Jr 12/17/18