Sliding Scale

If you’ve been to New York, I’ll bet You paid a visit to the Met. It is the premier place to start If on your plate you want some art. Before some hours you invested, You were charged a fee – suggested, Meaning you could pay much less And gain entrance with success. Now, though, that’s about to change Which out-of-towners might find strange, For those who out-of-state reside Will find their lesser fees denied. New Yorkers who can prove they are May still contribute under par. Does this seem fair? Well, no or yes – I have the proof of MY address!