Sleeping With a Monster

I rolled over and what do I see Your monster face staring back at me But that's not what scares me to death It might be that foul monster breath I don't know what I'm gonna do Now that I've promised to marry you Suddenly now I realize You have buggy bloodshot monster eyes I look over and say good grief I see you smacking your monster teeth But what I really dread Is you're eating crackers in our bed You're not that bad as far as a monster goes I've seen uglier creatures Heaven knows Even with your sweaty warty face And your drooling all over the place If you want his romance to prevail You've got to watch where you are sticking that tail And please always remember honey My love for you has nothing to do with your money