Slamming 101 the Miseducation of the Pathetic Whorelock Part Two

You failed once. You failed twice. Time for you to retest,
Even if it means that each day you have to skip recess.
     So far you have failed every course that you took,
     As if you never learned how to open up a book.
Don't talk in class, just listen to the lesson being taught.
You know that I have no chance of ever being caught.
     The odds of you ever beating me look rather grim when stacked.
     My creativity and wit are clearly intact.
     In fact, my superiority I am about to enact.
     Your words get out of whack, whenever you get smacked.
Because you could not pay attention to a word that I said,
I had to pull out my ruler and smack you upside the head.
     And, that smack across your head really had to sting.
     I bet it is the reason why you did not hear the bell ring.
How many more mistakes will you make me mention?
I have what it takes to put you in a permanent detention.
     Mentioning others is such an unpleasant practice to see.
     Stay focused! You have a hard enough time trying to slam me.
     Leave my friends alone, and just let those people be,
     And pay attention to the lesson that I am giving you for free.
Pathetic Whorelock, I am going to do you a little favor.
I am going to spice up this battle, just to give you a little flavor;
     With imagery just like an old game of Pictionary.
     So, you need to go and get yourself a brand new dictionary.
By the way, since you are learning something new,"guess what!"
DAKARAI is an AFRICAN name you silly numb nut.
     The next time that you slam, try keeping your thoughts in order.
     Trade a pack of cigarettes in for a new voice recorder.
     You keep coming across looking like a cliche hoarder,
     As you ridiculously cross the lines of every border.
Now, go grow a pair and have the guts to step up your game.
Your rhymes are lame, because your insults sound the same.
     How could you ever "'tear'-(me)-out-the-frame" when you can't see the picture.
     I am an earthquake, and you can't even shake the scale on the rector.
You will forever be ignored, no matter how tall you stand,
So you might as well not even bother with raising your hand!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 3/29/2011 7:18:00 AM
continued - All the soupers are talking about it...Hell do the research on their contest results and you'll see the pattern...get back to me after you do it...Hell they may run tattle on me to Admin for this comment...lol Later my fellow poet....Jimmy
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Date: 3/29/2011 7:16:00 AM
dakarai..This slam is fuc#ing hot bro! Your best!! Personally I don't care, the slam crown is yours my dude! ;) Naw bro I don't know any hip hop battle sites...Do me a favor? Find a site and when you do let me know. I am sick of the soup..A bunch of old miserable lame poets, and 4-5 premium members keep letting each other win contest by playing each other in top 5 in every contest! It is sad! Constance, Linda-Marie, Deb Guzzi and a few others. I'm just bold enough to say something -cont
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