Sir Sidney C. Hall Esq

Here lies Sir Sidney C. Hall
Bald as a baby caused he mowed it
Knighted by the asylum matron, “The Mad Poet”
Considered by many as being funny
To the ladies his lyrics were milk and honey
Here lies Sir Sidney C. Hall
Loved by women for been well hung, not small
And as this may sound profound
By weight of them he was buried at a 45 degree angle in the ground
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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October 15, 2010 at 3:19 PM
excellent, kinda sounds as if you had a nice life of a ride. Enjoyed your entry,..p.d.
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October 12, 2010 at 11:29 AM
I enjoyed reading your poetry today Sidney. What a hoot. May you have a wonderful day full of inspiration. The best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
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October 11, 2010 at 4:47 PM
ha ha!!
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October 11, 2010 at 4:17 PM
HA HA!! You are too much, Sidney. I enjoyed the line about the "asylum matron" but laughed out loud when you said you'd be buried at a 45 degree angle because you're "well hung." Very very funny epitaph. Andrea will love it too! Love, Carolyn
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