Sir Reginald Fly Eating Frog

Sir Reginald Fly-eating Frog is dapper and tall Women swarm around him when he goes to the mall. Some scream their appreciation as if Elvis is near. He is my cousin, and I try to tell them he’s not really that dear. He is dapper and distinguished though one argues toward me. I look at him and roll my eyes, I know him better than thee. I think it’s his jumping legs that puts their pantaloons in a spin. He is diabolical too, truly not a catch, in no way a win.