Silly Pendulum

__uPON her shoes__

The best I could do 
Is to sit upon her shoes.
The show is still on,
So don't judge me now...move on!

She is still sleeping
And she wants no awakening.
She loves me and wants me idle
And sit upon her shoes.

One hour gone,
Two hours gone...
Now five hours are gone.
But she loves me
And wants me 
Wholeheartedly.
I mustn't stand idle
But sit upon her shoes.

Thank God she's awake.
Now to take a break.
"Can I stand up" I inquired
"Not now" she replied.
"Won't you take me for lunch" she required.
"I will... Of course let's go" I replied.
At least now I don't stand idle.
May be after lunch, I won't fuddle.

"Waiter, I’ll like you to serve me a plate of rice and chicken.
Listen waiter, serve him 'Eba'. He loves that thing."
I admitted to what I don't like
And still will pay for what she likes.

Again to sit upon her shoes.
Another round I must do.

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*** Eba: Is one of Nigeria solid food (a product of cassava flour), usually known with the Yoruba people of Nigeria. It can be taken with local soup like "Ewedu", "Efo", "Gbegiri" and so on.
 
Note: This poem is honest lied situation put up for fun of the contest. However, I have feelings that it possesses (some) qualities that could be related to real life situation.
18/5/2013

For: "Silly (FUNNY) Poems Only old/new' Contest 
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer A
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Mehta Avatar
December 29, 2013 at 4:28 AM
Enjoyed your poem and congratulations on the fine win,A.hafeez
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December 28, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Abdulhafeez, :) , CONGRATULATIONS, thank you for supporting my SMILE contest. :) Wishing you a Warm And Heartfelt New Year. Take care.... LINDA
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May 30, 2013 at 9:43 PM
Hello my sweet poet friend Abdulhafeez, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...
De Burca Avatar
May 27, 2013 at 1:43 PM
Congrats on your win.
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May 24, 2013 at 7:40 PM
Lol. I love this. Congratulations on your well deserve win. Warm Smiles, Connie
May Avatar
May 24, 2013 at 10:15 AM
congrats on a great win A.O .....
Gasun Avatar
May 23, 2013 at 7:09 PM
Big heartfelt congrats on your super win my dear friend! This is really great and funny! Thanks for sharing and the jumbo smiles! ;))I like it! love/hugs, Leonora
Bateson Avatar
May 23, 2013 at 5:27 AM
Congrats on your win. Cute poem. Betty
Ryerson Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 11:36 PM
Hilarious!...I can picture you sitting on her shoes!...Congratulations, sir - Tim
Mandani Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 10:53 PM
Good, you didn't sleep in her shoe! It maybe tough being IN her shoe!
May Avatar
May 18, 2013 at 2:10 PM
nicely penned A.O...best wishes in the contest
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