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Signs

Watch for falling rock the sign said. Well I wonder who he is and how he got lost? Must have been a blunder.

Narrow Bridge, I thought to myself, what a quaint name for a bridge as I looked at the arrow pointing to my left.

No U turn, well I don't see any place to turn, or is that reffering to me?

Dam Water ahead, well that must be some terrible water, 
but such language why bother?

Watch for children playing? 
I don't have the time so I'm certainly not staying!

So many signs, so much confusion. Think I'm
going to put up my own sign~~~

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
 WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SIGNS
AND WHO WAS THE CONFUSING
BUGGER THAT WROTE THE BLOODY THINGS?"

Whew, I feel much better now :>)

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Paul Beadnall Date: 7/28/2011 7:59:00 AM Ahaha.. good shot old Jack, Quality,mate Blessings.Paul Login to Reply Jack Ross Jr. Date: 7/28/2011 12:48:00 PM Thanks kind English Gentleman mate, much appreciated...God bless you....old Jack

Paul Beadnall Date: 7/28/2011 7:58:00 AM Ahaha.. good shot old Jack, Quality,mate Blessings.Pauk Login to Reply Jack Ross Jr. Date: 7/28/2011 12:50:00 PM Thanks mate for your kind and gracious comments, much appreciated....God bless...old Jack

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 7/27/2011 9:15:00 PM Lovely humor and wit, jack Login to Reply Jack Ross Jr. Date: 7/28/2011 12:49:00 PM Thank you so much Gentleman Dr. Ram, so very much appreciated.....old Jack

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/27/2011 2:46:00 PM The English language is confusing isn't it...Enjoyed the humor..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting on my work..Sara Login to Reply Jack Ross Jr. Date: 7/27/2011 3:27:00 PM Thank you so very much for the comments lovely Lady.....with love.....Old Jack

Tasha Wright Date: 7/27/2011 3:04:00 AM I love this up until your ending. "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SIGNS AND WHO WAS THE CONFUSING BUGGER THAT WROTE THE BLOODY THINGS?" Whew, I feel much better now :>) I see what you were trying to do, but I don't think the humour is there. It's not witty enough in it's wording. All of it before hand however, is simple and superb! Great work. Login to Reply Jack Ross Jr. Date: 7/27/2011 12:56:00 PM Thank you very much for your kind comments, God bless.....Old Jack

Carrie Richards Date: 7/26/2011 10:08:00 PM LOVE IT~~ !!! This reminds me of an old joke about "Falling Rock"...wish I could remember just how it goes (something from my childhood!) Thanks Jack, for your kind comments !!! I must read more of your poems!! :) love, Carrie Login to Reply Jack Ross Jr. Date: 7/26/2011 11:03:00 PM Thanks again so much lovely Lady, much appreciated.....with love.......Old Jack