Shotgun Wedding

At a wedding in Kansas, right next to the cake Was a smaller one meant for the groom. Very often such cakes sport his favorite teams Or some hobby of his, we’d assume. Well in this case, the topping was quite a surprise For it boasted a real-looking gun Sitting right on the frosting, as if to announce, “This is my special way to have fun!” I was not at this wedding; just looked at the pic So I’m not sure if it was in jest But no matter, just seeing that pistol-topped cake, I’m relieved that I wasn’t a guest!