shocked she does not have a tiger hat

Sheila wears tiger clothes everywhere she can. Do you have a tiger swimming suit? I ask. She does not. I feel it is my opportunity to see her in another color. I am tired of always seeing orange and black stripes on her. She arrives wearing a tiger caftan of course. I am shocked you do not have a tiger hat, I say. I have over three hundred tiger hats she replies. She gets out her cell phone and begins boring me with them.