Shhhhh Don'T Look

Now everybody has got one Some people even have two And tho it's seldom seen We know that we all do They come in different colors And even different sizes They're often given as gifts And make for good surprises You can see them at the mall And some even walk around For everywhere we look They somehow can be found Some are even holey And yes, I spelled that right Some are way too loose While others are just to tight Well, can you tell what it is? Or will I have to share? Some people say their undergarments But me, I just call it my underwear