Shelah the Quilting Faerie

Shelah is an autumn fairy who loves pumpkins, squash, and maize. She lives in the best oak tree in Semi-Forgotten Forest. Old lady down the road makes quilts, so she snags material for free. So many fat quarters at Ethel's, she rarely misses these small pieces. Shelah's digs are amazing! She loves color, patterns, textures. Pink polka dotted curtains, orange striped throws, couch with red dogs. Double love seat in neon green paisley which took a little more material. Ethel has tons, she will not live long enough to use it all anyway. Shelah’s hobbies are simple - quilting, painting, and poetry. She had no computer, her mother says it would corrupt her TVs are out. She has an energy that kills them instantly. Her electrical field goes counterclockwise, she is an empath. She teaches young fairies to quilt. They are all making bedspreads. Luckily Ethyl has a lot of material, I mean scads of it. Shelah is presently teaching eighteen teenage faeries quilting Boy faeries too? Damn right! They are faeries right? If you want to join Forgotten Forest Chamber of Commerce Here is the application form. Please fill it out legibly. Are you fast? Can you fly in and out of windows carrying material? Have you made some narrow escapes? Did you like it? Shelah is the head of every committee; she will explain your initiation. Due to her being bright, wise, intelligent and bossy, she is Queen here. We other faeries are in awe of her and of her beautiful quilts. One last question. Can you carry slippery stuff like silk and satin?