She Was Magnificently Smart

Pig Patty Plop ran into the Laundry mat, From the awful butcher she was hiding. Tired, busy mommy was taking some shirts out, Bubbles hit the floor, and Patty was soon sliding. She tried to hide under a young child's chair, But the child let out an enormous scream. She jumped into a white plastic laundry basket, But her enormously fat posterior was not clean. An apron-ed butcher walked in and glared around, A maniacal man, holding his butcher knife. On a cell phone we called the police in town. and they arrested him, detectives from vice. The pig was hailed a hero, and honored in the town hall. Saving the rest of the crew from a butcher, deranged, was he. As a prize for saving the rest of the patrons, eleven in all, She was allowed to take a spin in washer number thirty- three