Daniel De Culla Poet Lyric

SHE IS ELIZABRAGUETA CHUMINOVA

I circled Burgos Cathedral three times
Waiting for Elizabragueta Chuminova to come out
Because She was visiting the Cathedral
With the idea of first seeing
The Papamoscas automaton
Which opens its mouth every hour on the hour
While moving its right arm
To strike the clapper of a bell
Which is the same thing I do
When I try to have sex with her
As she herself says.
When I was about to turn around for the fourth time
She came out, so beautiful¡
Like a Lithuanian puppy
Announcing herself with those two breasts
And a healthy lively smile
And how hot that Lithuanian girl was!
I didn't mind the tiredness of the turns
Because I was being helped by my walking stick
Besides, when I saw her
My cock got hard
Remembering in an instant
That day when she chose me 
As her boyfriend or husband
On a trip she took to Cantalejo
With the Segovian Center
And that glorious moment
When she let me  her like a lamb
When we escaped holding hands
Crossing the San Juan River
Having sex until we were exhausted
At the top of a hollowed-out cliff
In whose hollow long ago
The shepherds had sex with the goats
Projecting over us
The shadow of the griffon vulture
Feeling the bubbling of the water
Like me, and her, my ejaculation
In Her Fallopian Tubes.
Quite a sight to behold
Because of the Iberian Painted Frog
That was watching us!
Because of my clothes and appearance
She chose me
Without knowing that I was nothing more than a peasant
Who had booked a room for one night
At the El Rosal country house for 38 euros
Caring nothing more about her
Than being able to have sex with her
By the San Juan River
She thought I was rich
Because I told her that all those spaces
Of resinous pines and sown fields that she saw
Were as much hers as mine.
When she realized the deception
She didn't care and we got married
In the Chapel of Christ of the Eggs
Because we loved each other
Although she threatened me, saying:
-Be careful what you do from now on
Because, if you fail me, my forever friend
From your carnal clapper
I will make a fan.

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