She Has a Tail Too

Wait! Yelled a tiny voice. You cannot just throw us away!
I had been trying to pull a long hair from my chin, now it must stay.
Magnifying glasses proved there was a town of mold living at the base.
If you toss the hair, you will take us all to a really dark, damp place.

My husband sees the hair during breakfast the same day.
I can pull that out for you, he offers, but I tell him it must stay.
I begin to decorate it with beads and feathers and stickers after that.
“I can get that for you,” a friend offers. “In two seconds flat.”

She begins to lean forward and the voices scream and wail.
I turn and run, showing her my bouncing back tail.
She has a tail too! The friend says to my man.
She’s a mess, he admits. “Too much time in imagination land.”
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Wolf Avatar
June 12, 2022 at 6:52 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Talk about 'turning tail!' Smiles, Gershon
Krutsinger Avatar
June 13, 2022 at 2:00 AM
I could not resist it
Kyser Avatar
June 12, 2022 at 4:25 AM
Caren, that’s just really weird! I took a razor to my beard I thought I heard the strangest scream Soup leads to the strangest dreams
Krutsinger Avatar
June 12, 2022 at 5:18 AM
Jeff, I love this comment so danged much!
Hankins Avatar
June 11, 2022 at 10:30 AM
(chuckling) I haven't the faintest idea how to comment to this one. Still laughing!
Krutsinger Avatar
June 11, 2022 at 11:07 PM
I am glad I could give you a little giggle today Hank!
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