Sermon On the Mount

oh that
fruitful day
of temptation
came as we both
threw away fig leaves
that were given unto us

no not
for shame's
sake hide away
what was already
bodily godly fondly
so sayeth yours and mine 

you and i
the first of
our kind to eat
knowledge wanting
not to be immortal but
rather what they think to be

immoral for 
we're predating
missionaries since
just recently sinful and
the knowledge fruit didn't
come with an instruction book

so she said
how do we hook
up and i looked up
as other animals took
to each two by two and we
were as naked as a pantless lion

none of them
had fig leaves and 
she kept asking me and
looking around i saw two 
hounds so i said let's just do 
what the dogs do hummingly hump
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