Sermon On the Mount

oh that fruitful day of temptation came as we both threw away fig leaves that were given unto us no not for shame's sake hide away what was already bodily godly fondly so sayeth yours and mine you and i the first of our kind to eat knowledge wanting not to be immortal but rather what they think to be immoral for we're predating missionaries since just recently sinful and the knowledge fruit didn't come with an instruction book so she said how do we hook up and i looked up as other animals took to each two by two and we were as naked as a pantless lion none of them had fig leaves and she kept asking me and looking around i saw two hounds so i said let's just do what the dogs do hummingly hump