Senior Teenager

I call myself a "senior teenager" (put the two together and you get "seenager"). I have all that I ever wanted as a teenager - lots of stuff, both minor and major - I just got it all some fifty years later! I don't have to go to school or obey some teacher's rule. I don't have to go to work and hear some boss go berserk. I get an allowance, I have my own pad, I don't have to put up with a deadbeat dad. I don't have a curfew, I have my own car; no one will say squat if I smoke a cigar. The folks I'm with are really not scared of getting pregnant or even losing their hair. The drugs we take are just medication and definitely not for recreation. I don't have acne, no sign of a zit. Life is great, I must admit!