Selling Paradise

what price to enter paradise?
just become a willing device
to extinguish non-believers
and other common deceivers

making this world so much more safe
when dangerous demons are quaffed
an extremely small price to pay
for our deity to hold sway

simply the cost of admission
for sins placed into remission
doing such necessary things
will make you an angel with wings

what price the entrance to paradise?
simply follow the ancient advice
comprehend what the holy words mean
not being for one instant unclean

there will be a harem or three
where all services are for free
no sins in pleasures of the flesh
all things there have been pre-blessed

beyond any real feelings
or the slavery of needings
no sweat, no fear, no need to hurry
the richest of realms, not to worry

watch miracles come into play
you shall know real bliss, they say
surely you don't want to delay

heaven and all that comes with it
really no need to fidget
do not be a heathen idjit

may we issue your ticket today?
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