Selling Paradise

what price to enter paradise? just become a willing device to extinguish non-believers and other common deceivers making this world so much more safe when dangerous demons are quaffed an extremely small price to pay for our deity to hold sway simply the cost of admission for sins placed into remission doing such necessary things will make you an angel with wings what price the entrance to paradise? simply follow the ancient advice comprehend what the holy words mean not being for one instant unclean there will be a harem or three where all services are for free no sins in pleasures of the flesh all things there have been pre-blessed beyond any real feelings or the slavery of needings no sweat, no fear, no need to hurry the richest of realms, not to worry watch miracles come into play you shall know real bliss, they say surely you don't want to delay heaven and all that comes with it really no need to fidget do not be a heathen idjit may we issue your ticket today?