Segway Samples Daily Bites

The year when there are two Friday the thirteenths. A the editors at the Pamphlet Confidental Released a report on the 6-15-23 Orca Attacks. It included Superman and Aquaman spearheading and commanding the Orcas to attack the Spanish ship. Lex Luthor and Brainiac held a press conference releasing The information.Meanwhile a meteorite in space was discovered the the Daily News revealed the Large rock had a set of rocket boosters and a glass shelf that appeared to be glass Clark Kent said the object appeared to be alien. In the same week The Song "Abba Dancer" debuted. The the Oratrio----"they put the Joker in the Deck!" Song is said to be by the group Faz Eddy and Genre Won. We here at Bow Guss Magazine believe that these are the Wonder Twins deciesed as a loveable Music group tryna get closer to hear the Whispers of the Legion of Doom.Because we hear Black Manta and Pure.Evil has opened up a Music Company and has signed Sinara and Fluffious to a new music deal, stay tuned. San Fransico! San Fransico we heard luthir say! laughing evil in the background.