Seed of Fear: The Cat's Fiddle

The cat didn't give a diddly squat, she played her fiddle non-stop, accompanied by her kitten's song they yowled from dusk till dawn and the townsfolk never slept! The fat old cow could not jump even if she tried (which, of course, she didn't), she gave no milk, nor cream for butter so down the road she was sent to Old Moon's Butchery and Deli. The little dog is not the laughing sort~ with no sleep and no warm milk it's no wonder his mood is foul, he bit the hand that tried to feed him dried up bits of moldy bread. The spoon then decided it was all to much, what with the noise and loss of proper table-setting~ with rules of etiquette in a shambles, she took her matching dish and ran away to Once Upon A Time. The moral of the story is never give a cat a fiddle!