seductive dancing corncob

dancing corncob wearing hot sunglasses
pinches the maize, making lewd Epstein passes
try to ignore him, we tell the pumpkins and crow
corncob wiggles and jiggles past them, to and fro

I can but the pigs cannot, the scarecrow says
they are smitten by the corncob, easily led
I tried to speak to the sows who laughed me down
who is this joker? Who is this bossy clown?

The corncob is waving his seductive kernels around
a bigger personality is rarely anywhere found
I grab his glasses and run off to tear them up
The pigs carry him off, to their den, to sup.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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