Scary Mathematics

scary Mathematics you know what, if this period= math, then my mood = rot, ok fine, my percentage to pass = 0.769, it is like the value of me = math's dinner, it will have me so finely dined, cooked with oil which is refined, and the letter of my failure, by the principal it will be signed, cause he is not so kind, all my feelings he loves to grind, by father I will be fined, and since I don't have much balance of marks, father will get some nice add-on interest, which even per annum, is more that what I have in math, asking my father is of no use, but I can't go to mother or she will blow my fuse, and I have to make an excuse, when the principal asks for the signature, perhaps let's start agriculture, but let me tell you something, the math-worm-topper is my bestie, and i love to kick him out of the fame, in my great video game, instead of feeling lame, here's what he said, I don't know what he had read, but now from math I am not scared cause he had to say, winning this game without a glitch is a difficult way, and that day, i realized that my game, will get me fame, cause for a math topper winning chance = 0.769%, and let that be x, now x= my passing percentage, and please understand that we are in the i-phone age, here math = 0 or rage, not a healthy way to get your wage, so princi, mom and you my dad, don't just go mad, relax and play the game, watch me kick everyone out of fame!!!