Scaring Little Old Ladies


Don't know if I've ever told you before But I'm the creative director Of our cool little community newspaper It's quite the people connector It's all about events and the 'goings on' That interest the local folks But I'm not averse to lighting things up With an abundance of silly jokes Keeps me out of damn mischief each day Instead of walking the streets Scaring the little old ladies half to death Offering them goodies and sweets Guess I sound like a lecherous old man But I do get lonely at times That's when wifey chains me to the porch But I'm a sweet old loveable kind! So it's finally out, now you guys can see When not concocting silly rhymes Try hard to find ways to amuse myself Till wifey calls me in at nine!

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Date: 4/5/2024 3:01:00 PM
....goodt write....and, well, oldies tend to slow down....so to keep up with a 'walk-king' at this age would cause a scare-ringing echo in any old ladies mind.......stan
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/6/2024 4:31:00 AM
The days of scaring little old ladies was a myth of course! Have a good Sat. my friend... cheers!
Date: 4/5/2024 8:31:00 AM
Nine that's late lol, some folks are just going out at that hour, don't worry, I'm not far behind you. Enjoy your weekend Jack. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/5/2024 9:20:00 AM
Big cackle Tom!!! You're just starting...have a happy rest of the day! Cheers!
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