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Save the Dog

I once had a dog I made it live with my hog He always stunk really bad What happened to him was pretty sad I got sick of the little ***! The smell of him was making me gag So i tied him to a pole Hurting him was my number one rule! I pulled out my gun I thought heck, this'll be pretty fun Then without hesitation i shot that punk I was so traumatized i became a monk...

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Date: 9/5/2017 7:24:00 AM
What kind of sick animal!
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Diet Water
Date: 9/5/2017 7:29:00 AM
This poem should be called save your sanity
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Trash Boat
Date: 9/5/2017 7:28:00 AM
Big time sexy*
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Diet Water
Date: 9/5/2017 7:27:00 AM
Big time stupid
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Trash Boat
Date: 9/5/2017 7:25:00 AM
text me sometime baby, i wanna be YOUR sick animal ;)

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