Santa's On a Diet
Santa's on a diet
Mama said even too
papa should try it
Santa can't have cookes
no more they say
Santa's on a diet
night and day
He must not eat of sugar
His reindeer will run and cry
if he gets any bigger
His jolly old belly
is not of just jelly
He must refrain
of fats and sweets
Or getting in the slay will
may require a crane
So day by day
he must get firm and fit
for mama says
They'll throw him in the coal pit
He is no longer now
that same heavy old guy
we used to know
He's now on diet
of low and chelesteroooooll
So if you see a
a cute older guy
in a furry red suit with
gleeming eyes
who isn't now so shy
It could be him
he's now so fit and trim.
Linda Terrell
December 6, 2009
We all know that Christ is the reason for
Christmas. This little poem is all of
fun for the up coming holiday season..Merry Christmas to all!
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