Santa's Naughty List

Santa’s Naughty List

By Elton Camp


“He’s making a list, checking it twice
Going to find out who’s naughty or nice”

Santa once could arbitrarily decide
Who to praise and who to deride

Then, toward him, people felt sentimental
Now he is being condemned as judgmental

Where he once could tell at a glance
Now he must consider the circumstance

Nothing now is classified as right or wrong
There’s no further need to sing that old song

Once the naughty were as guilty as can be
Now them are merely victims of society

So Santa gave up keeping a list last year
A stocking full of coal no kid need fear
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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