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Santa Had a Toothache

Santa had a toothache, but who could he tell? Was there a current dentist living down in the dell? Rudolph figured out something was wrong and asked him what. I don’t like to complain, Santa said, but….. I have a toothache, and it’s not going away. Rudolph took him to a veterinarian dentist that very day. I have never seen such little teeth, this vet dentist said. But I can pull that problem right out of your head. Santa said yes, and they packed his gum with ice. Now he always confides in Rudolph, which is very nice.

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Date: 12/12/2021 6:38:00 PM
Rudolph has a future in consulting... lol. :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/13/2021 8:22:00 AM
And we could pay him in hay
Date: 12/12/2021 12:55:00 PM
I think so...and a tooth is a tooth is a tooth, and if it needs to come out, well, it's a tooth without a roof!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 12/12/2021 6:00:00 PM
My mom had really soft teeth, but I inherited my teeth from my dad, thankfully. I have strong teeth, but I also do see a dentist regularly (although I hate to go!)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/12/2021 5:08:00 PM
I am stuck on teeth. Mine are so bad.

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