Timothy Mcguire Poet Rhyme

Safe Driving

So you won't renew my license
That makes absolutely no sense
You say my license is suspended
Because of violations and drivers I've offended

Even though I drive fast and reckless
I squeal the tires and do brake jobs I confess
And ignore every red light I see
For they mean nothing to me

Speed limit is how fast can I go
Always fast never slow
I'm known to change lanes in the blink of an eye
Check my mirrors? I don't even try

If I'm coming you better move fast
Get ready to run when I fly past
So why won't you give a license to me?
I've been driving safe since 1923

DMV Poetry Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: matt Caliri
1/28/2022

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Line Gauthier February 4, 2022 at 8:07 PM Scary ~ I thought all those drivers were up here in my city ~

Lindsay Laurie February 2, 2022 at 3:45 PM Hello Timothy ... in this day and age this is classed as normal driving. Well, what I mean is, when driving in the city now is almost inviting suicide. Humorous indeed Timothy - Lindsay Timothy Mcguire February 3, 2022 at 3:08 PM You are right Lindsay, It takes a brave fellow to drive downtown these days.

Tom Cunningham January 28, 2022 at 8:34 AM Lol love the humour, funny thing there are many on the road that drive like that. Tom Timothy Mcguire January 28, 2022 at 9:30 PM So true buddy! I hope you and yours are well.

Regina Mcintosh January 28, 2022 at 2:31 AM So adorable. Love it. God bless you. Love, Gina Timothy Mcguire January 28, 2022 at 9:31 PM Thank you so much Regina, the same to you and yours! <3

Deb M January 27, 2022 at 11:15 PM Hey Timothy great poem cleverly written! You are not talking about yourself are you?? Debx Deb M January 28, 2022 at 1:22 AM Hehe that’s what I thought but didn’t want to be rude Timothy….you never know Ha! Debx Timothy Mcguire January 28, 2022 at 12:30 AM Could be but I'm not 99 years old! :) Thanks

Harry Horsman January 27, 2022 at 10:58 PM Today there are those far worst than you. Timothy. And they get away with it. Try lying about your age? Love the poem and the humour. Timothy Mcguire January 28, 2022 at 12:30 AM Thanks Harry, the best to you and yours.