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Saboteur

If you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll tell them all about your
Inability to accept responsibility
And anti-social personality disorder
Never met a man so talented at torture

If they worry whether you might cave
Under the pressure of an inborn moral code
I'll reassure them that it's almost like 
Your phenotype's been altered by 
A point mutation in your DNA
That eliminated every bit of it
And that I've never seen you give a s h i t

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024




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Date: 5/19/2024 4:52:00 AM
I was going to go for the job till I realised the job was already taken. I'll assume he's history.
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