Victoria Payne Poet Rhyme

Ryan Air

Ryan Air - (read in tune to the 'diorreah diorreah' song...)

When the plane stinks of poo and you dare not use the loo
It's Ryan air, Ryan air
When the hostess is a grump, to have to smile gives her the 'ump
it's Ryan air, Ryan air
When there's no chance of TV and your bag's shoved on your knee
It's Ryan air, Ryan air
When you're flying through the air, tight space you have to share
It's Ryan air Ryan air
When the brochure pages stick and the take off makes you sick
It's Ryan air Ryan air
Where the chairs do upright fix and its £2 for a twix
It's Ryan air Ryan air
If you want to travel cheap and arrive there in a heap
It's Ryan air, Ryan air
So when your flight options are vague I'd avoid them like the plague
Ryan air, Ryan air...

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