Rudolphs Nightmare

Rudolph woke up wearing pajamas in lime
He was creating a masterpiece, counting in time
He got to the mirror and his face got red
He was not himself, he was a female reindeer instead

What is happening? He asked, in disbelief at the wall.
Someone had tricked him, this was not kosher at all.
I am a male, I am Rudolph! He screamed to the mirror.
The mirror laughed at him, glad he did not have ears to hear.
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