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Rudolph, the Lighthouse Beacon

Santa fired Rudolph, for being a drunken slob; They crashed onto a mountain top, that's how he lost his job! Toys scattered here and there, along with Santa's sleigh; Rudolph barfed like a bugle, kids' hopes were dashed away Together, they found shelter, huddled as one in a cave; Santa cried out to Rudolph... "You've dug your own grave!!" Christmas came and went, they were rescued in a week; Santa was stiff as a popsicle, the poor fellow could barely speak! Back home at the 'Pole, Santa was boiling hot; He called Rudolph to his office, and fired him on the spot! No one heard from Rudolph, things were quiet as a mouse; Someone says he's found a job, shining atop of a lighthouse

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 11/9/2009 12:44:00 PM
LOL. Even though don't care for the DUI. Keep writing. Sara
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Date: 11/6/2009 11:04:00 AM
Milt, thanks for making me laugh with this one! It'll be marked as one of my favs! Peace, Audrey
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Date: 10/31/2009 4:59:00 PM
Wonderful use of humor. Got a chuckle out of your poem. The rhyme works well. Thank you for sharing your creativity with us. Karen
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Date: 10/29/2009 1:20:00 PM
Milt, loved the humor in this one. Thank you for sharing. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/29/2009 3:02:00 AM
This is a charmingly redacted piece of yuletide art that will deliquesce the hearts of all whom shall read around the magnificent you. Sincerely,Eric
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Date: 10/28/2009 8:52:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. Good use of humor. The rhyme works well. Thank you for sharing your poem with us. Keep on writing!!! Karen
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Date: 10/28/2009 7:25:00 PM
Cute enjoyed reading...Marty
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Date: 10/28/2009 6:37:00 PM
Glad to hear poor Rudolph found a suitable job on top of a lighthouse.Lol. hilarious. Sincerely, Moses
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