Rooster Who Outsings the Stars

We had heard of this anomaly who out-sang the stars. The ones in the cosmos? Asked my slow cousin, Lars. No, the movies stars, the ones you see sing on tee vee. He’s a rooster though, how can he carry a melody? We were not sure, but this was a rare, bold, proud bird. He could sing the phone book, to the point of being absurd. The rest of the neighborhood knew about his antics too. He mastered the chicken dance, a tango, and an old soft shoe.