Remote Possibilities

Before remotes, we changed the channels
Right on the TV.
We got up from the couch to learn
What there was there to see.

When things got modern, we could sit
And use the new remote 
To flip from show to show, deciding
Which would get our vote.

But now, we have remotes galore 
And I can never tell
Which one to use and so I fiddle
‘Round for quite a spell.

My husband knows the magic trick
To find just what I need.
As long as he’s around
I’ll watch my program, guaranteed.

But at my son’s house, bets are off.
It really gets my goat
That to watch the U.S. Open,
Chances really are remote.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Wolf Avatar
September 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ha, ha. ... It's all too much for me, I must admit. 'Remote galore?' Bah, humbug. ~ E. Scrooge
Bauer Avatar
September 6, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Ha! I'm with you, Gershon! Too confusing...
Andresen Avatar
September 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
- "In the old days" we didn't need remotes... we only had one channel, Ilene ... when I write this I feel 102 years old :))) - Happy weekend :) - hugs
Bauer Avatar
September 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Wow! Only one channel? That's so hard to imagine. We had a few more when I was a kid, but the TV stations all went dark at a certain hour, so you had to wait until the morning to watch it again. You couldn't even explain that to a young person today!
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