Reindeer Poop Get a Bag

reindeer poop
in my yard
get a bag

too little
too flimsy
heavy stuff

come on now
let’s be real
reindeer poop



Written 12-15-2018
Contest: CharlieKu 3-3-3
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kendrick Avatar
January 6, 2019 at 1:37 PM
Creative way to go for the contest. Congrats on your winner. Sara
Krutsinger Avatar
January 6, 2019 at 4:10 PM
Thank you Sara. It was my pleasure! I actually wrote three for this particular contest. Finally settled on this one.
Dietrich Avatar
January 2, 2019 at 12:48 PM
a fun one. Congrats on your win, Caren and thanks for all the zest you have added to Soup this past year.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 6, 2019 at 4:11 PM
Thank you Andrea. I have been readily embraced by my Fellow Soupers, which is why I have not faded away yet. I do have a tendency to do that, if I am not happy. So you see I am very happy here! Thank you for being one of my followers and my friend. I appreciate your welcoming heart.
Andresen Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 11:52 PM
- Congratulations on your win in the Charlieku, Caren :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 2, 2019 at 12:17 AM
Thank you Anne-Lise. I appreciate your support as always.
Messina Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 7:25 PM
This is hilarious, Caren. A great Charlieku if I do say so myself. Congratulations on your placement in my contest and I wish you a very Happy New Year. Charlie
Krutsinger Avatar
January 2, 2019 at 12:18 AM
I am so glad you liked it. Happy New Year back, Charlie. It was interesting as I had made about six of these.
Roper Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 11:00 PM
:) Nicely done , Caren, very entertaining.. . Have a wonderful Merry Christmas.. Hugs Eve
Krutsinger Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 5:57 AM
Thank you Eve. I can imagine it, and it makes the poem even worse as now it has a scent. Merry Christmas my friend.
Kiser Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 8:58 PM
Geez how much of this stuff have you had to clean up? I'm laughin...hahahahaha
Krutsinger Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 5:57 AM
I am lugging a 46 pound garbage bag over there now.
Rigoler Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 6:13 PM
I would think any kind of animal droppings (except dog or cat) is beneficial to soil. Deer appear where I live in the winter months. They like to forage on the leftovers in many gardens. Sadly not a few get killed when crossing parts of the bigger highways. May the best poet win / M
Krutsinger Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 6:00 AM
Hahahahahaha I liked my other one better that I had already put into the contest, so I left it.
Devonshire Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 11:17 AM
May a bigger, stronger bag come your way, Caren. LOL Enjoyed your witty write. Best wishes in Charlie's contest and happy holidays, Carolyn
Krutsinger Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 11:22 AM
Believe it or not I had already entered this contest, so I decided to stay with my original write and just use this one for fun. Thanks!
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