Recipe For Fish and Crabs

Fish - put in pail, then start to descale, then gut its guts out, sizzle in oil, turn it about, some salt and pepper, have it for supper! Now,how do you cook a crab? First, by its pincers grab, then dump it in a pot when the water's boiling hot. Remove, clean, crack its shell, marinate for a short spell. Then with onions and butter let it fry, add a pinch of salt, spices dry, remove, garnish, serve when done - Crabs in spice is lots of fun! (Frog legs, snails, octopi and stuff - Don't ask me how - their recipes are tough!)