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Recipe For a Witch's Brew

Facial stubble plucked from Barney Rubble, stirred in my cauldron, it begins to bubble. Pinch of troll dung and eyes of a rattle snake. Add the crumbs of last year's stale fruitcake, This concoction will cause evil ones to quake. Hands of pedophiles collected in a brown bag, Crushed tongues of gossips, no more to wag. The bloody stump of Trump, the ding-a-ling, for his depraved desire to be the MAGA king. Putin's cruel heart, for his murderous trouble. All simmering until they get warts and nubble. Then boiling until the brew begins to bubble. For diabolic demons, the dose will be double. My spell will be cast and as soon as it works The world will be free of such loathsome jerks!

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Terry Flood

Date: 10/23/2022 4:40:00 PM

Poor Barney Rubble… he didn’t mean to run down Bam Bam. The rest of them can sit and stew. Proper fun, this one, Jenna. It’s put me off my supper, but I can afford to lose a few ounces, so I’ll let you off. ;-) Terry

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/24/2022 7:53:00 AM

Well.... Terry. It's a good thing you decided to "let me off," because my next brew would've been made for you. ;) Thanks, and Barney's stubble replenishes itself every day.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/23/2022 11:17:00 AM

No worries! Karma will take care of them for you! Aloha!

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/24/2022 7:52:00 AM

Karma doesn't work quickly enough in some cases. Thanks, Rico.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/23/2022 10:42:00 AM

I felt a strong sense of hope as I read your recipe, Jenna, for as long as there are folks like you who recognize and detest evil there is hope. A witch you are definitely NOT. Maybe an angel???

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/24/2022 7:51:00 AM

I could become a witch for as long as it takes to make such a brew and force it down their gullets! lol Thanks for your sweet thought, Milt.

Frederic Parker

Date: 10/23/2022 7:47:00 AM

Jenna if you can find a way to get those who you mentioned drinking your poisonous brew the world would be a better place...

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/23/2022 7:56:00 AM

True, Frederic, but I'm afraid if I could manage that deed, I'd be as devious as they have proven themselves to be. Thank you for your thoughts and comments.

David Kavanagh

Date: 10/23/2022 6:42:00 AM

I think I’ll skip on your homemade punch this Halloween Jenna, So what’s your poison, have you thought up a name for this witches brew yet, brilliant and clever, cheers David

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/23/2022 6:45:00 AM

Ooh no, David! This brew is not for you. You're not one of the loathsome who darken the world with wicked wiles. You need never fear if I offer you a cup of anything. Thank you for visiting.