Realize Cat Would Early Rise

we did realize Patrick early he would raise much to our surprise (who hard four short thighs) (has family ties) (which we would surmise) (wore a neat disguise) (hit box after many tries) (would chase away flies) (for food often cries) (both wet eyes always dries) cat was quite a match did drink water down the hatch one had loved to latch cat was always weird learned that when his partner neared he had disappeared put cat box in din which had become full again our patience worn thin our favorite pet who would fool around and fret away with murder let My Horn Haiku format is 5-7-5. Each number represents a vowel. Haiku does not normally rhyme not normally rhyme but mine does all of the time being so sublime