Rabbis Do Lie
The following verse is the result of an email exchange I had with Rabbi Tovia Singer. He admitted, in an email to me, that he knew he was telling a false tale. But he never bothered to inform his listeners of the source being World News Daily (WND), known to publish false claims. The chariot wheels story is known male bovine excrement.
Tovia Singer, a rabbi of fame,
Is known for his Christianity claim,
That it’s a fraud and just not true,
And believing it is bad to do.
He talks of Jesus and the apostle Paul,
And show us how they’re off the wall.
He uses history and archaeology,
To demonstrate their false mythology.
But when it comes to his own belief,
He runs from the facts like a guilty thief.
When asked about archaeology disagreeing,
He talks softly, stammers, from the topic he’s fleeing.
I think the term hypocrite applies,
To this man who also tells lies.
He told a story about the Red Sea,
And Pharoah’s chariots catastrophe.
That wheels were found under the water,
After God allowed this slaughter.
World News Daily, the source of this news,
A journal well known for printing false views.
And when told of the source, he said he didn’t care,
And also stated that he was aware,
That the story was just a plain fake,
So trust this man at your own sake.
So it seems that rabbis really do lie.
Just more bull from a fake good guy.
Copyright © LR Waldman | Year Posted 2024
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