Quirky Things That Confound and Confuse Me

Quirky things that confound and confuse me, Must include those remarks which bemuse me. Though our language is reasoned at heart, There are questions to ask of this art. ‘Bob’s your uncle’ – well, simply not true! Mine are Jimmy and Johny and Hugh. ‘He’s all mouth and no trousers’ they say, Yet he sports snazzy Chinos each day! 'No such thing as a free lunch', that's barmy! Never heard of the Salvation Army? And they claim that they 'see eye to eye', But she’s short and he stands six foot high! Yet I guess 'at the end of the day' Speech delights in this wacky word-play.