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Got a jury questionnaire – They really have some nerve! I’ve paid my dues; I’m not so young And I don’t wanna serve! There must be people willing Or who haven’t once been called. Perhaps it’s time the system Was completely overhauled. Let all of us who’ve served before Be evermore exempt, Or else they’ll have to deal with Someone totally verklempt!* *flustered, nervous, overwhelmed (Yiddish)

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Date: 3/12/2023 1:44:00 AM
They waited til I was old and no longer had the urge to sit for hours with 11 others listing to a crime's chain of events. My sweet MD sent a letter stating that my wheelchair and oxygen tank were not conducive with jury duty, and they exempted me for all time. Ilene I loved your rhyme.
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Date: 3/7/2023 12:20:00 PM
Hmmm...interesting, Ilene. I've always wanted to be summoned, but never was. I consider jury duty as much a privilege as voting.
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Date: 3/6/2023 4:08:00 PM
Who wants to have 12 angry men whom arn't all there?
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Date: 3/6/2023 2:51:00 PM
You could always show up in a maga hat and maga T shirt. Just an idea:) I do agree with you though. Nice write as usual, Ilene.
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