Puttin' On The Ritz

His heart was black as coal a cantankerous soul So cruel and so unkind He was ever so clever but never would ever Reveal what's on his mind It was commonly known was a cad fully grown And a savage from birth His only decision and only one vision Was to ravage the Earth Then one night in a dream the most devilish scheme Ever devised by man On a day in December a day we'd remember He hatched his evil plan With his hatred alive he then took a long drive Down to the hotel Ritz Soon his plan implemented a bomb he invented That would blow it to bits As a matter of fact he thought the hotel was packed But it was empty instead By the light of the moon the bomb blew up way too soon And brought it down on his head The news got the story it was ever so gory But we all know the rest No longer no trouble lied dead in the rubble The hotels only guest