Put the Cat Out

Tiptoed quietly into the house
Took off my shoes
If the wife wakes up
I'll be singing the blues

She said the last time
I decided to roam
"Just keep on going"
"Don't bother coming home!"

It's inky dark all thru the house
Having to feel where I am at
Half way to the safety of my bed
Wondering where is that fat cat

Almost made it to my room
Suddenly I hear a great wail
Can't believe my bad luck
Stepped right on cat's tail

Then I hear the wife call
"What the heck is going on now?"
The only thing I can think to say
Is one long loud "MEEOOW!"

Wife sleepily says, "Honey put the cat out"
"Yes Dear" and grab my shoes from the floor
As my head sinks into my pillow
The wife begins to snore

Night Shoes Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Anthony Slausin
5/16/19
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Laurie Avatar
January 29, 2022 at 8:08 PM
Hello Timothy ... in your poem it's the cat where as in mine it is the cat burglar. At least you had a response for your wife - thank you Timothy - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
January 31, 2022 at 2:30 PM
Gotcha Lindsay!
Kiser Avatar
May 21, 2019 at 2:32 PM
It's quite startling to awaken to those yowl's; been there; done that. Great one.
Mcguire Avatar
May 21, 2019 at 3:24 PM
Thanks M.L. :)
Gauthier Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 7:24 PM
Awesome entry for Anthony's contest, Timothy. Bravo.
Mcguire Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 7:47 PM
Thank you!
Cunningham Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 1:40 AM
That was very quick thinking , and you lived to tell the TAIL.
Mcguire Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 3:42 PM
LOL Thanks Tom
Awtry Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 9:57 PM
Shaking my head... I like your take on this contest! Best of luck :)
Mcguire Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes I think to the beat of a different drummer.
Mcguire Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 11:30 PM
Thank you P.S. :)
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace